the whole Hello World thing is so obnoxious, like yeah we get it youre a fresh baby sprout turning your face to the springtime sun, unjaded, untarnished by the trials of winter. Chill out dude

ON A THURSDAY: happy friday eve *the people whoop & holler*

ON A SUNDAY: happy monday eve *I am drawn & quartered*

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Further alienating my friends and family by going all in on Scatman's World.

"ba bo be buh buppado ba ba ba be buppado" that's all I'm saying

You: in her DMs Me: calling out from Scatman's World.

We are not the same

iCarly Rae Jepsen

When Handy Met Manny

[grimly] its nothing personal. I'm just tooting my horn.

"And I'm just tooting mine."

The People's McRibublic of China

Bed Head Prevention 2

Anamanguchi's [USA] is the closest I get to being patriotic

Just remembered that there was a financial company called MorganStanleySmithBarney for a hot sec there

*Brandon flowers voice* are we chillin

or are we boolin

*a mother, teary-eyed, exhausted, having just given birth to a beautiful baby boy* let's call it Brent

We in this beach, finna get 𝐂𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐪𝐮𝐞

The first drum-n-bass song was Peggy Sue by Buddy Holly

Let's hear it for the boi

I think the reason that 3rd-party characters like Sonic and Banjo-Kazooie are treated so well in Smash (clean design, lovingly animated, lots of little touches) is that creators can never fully love their creations the way their audiences can.

SEGA sees Sonic as an outlet for ideas, from sci-fi to indiana jones to 1001 Arabian Nights and so on.

The fans see Sonic as a fixed point in their lives, entangled with a particular aesthetic and sound, and long for it to remain as constant as possible.

For a creator to fully grasp why people love their art, they have to be willing to give up some of their powers. I think there's a delicate balance to be found here.

Let's make a program that can blend between two typefaces and call it Intypolate

Yo soy hoy minoy

Mech pilots sans mechs are just kids like you and me

Tegan AND Sara?? In THIS economy??? Folks, I'm the first person to think of this joke

Jaw hurting from 999 publications saying the nycta subway signage system is set in fucking h e l v e t i c a

Those lowercase e's are as helvetica as I am miniature dachshund

I gave my dad his first buttered popcorn jellybean and he started reenacting the chewing gum scene from willy wonka

My drum

My fife

my borat voice my wife

The airports home from Japan are like cooking marshmallows in reverse in that they get progressively smaller and whiter

When are we gonna go back to calling Content Creators "commentators," which is what they are